dokani:

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

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stephaniejuhnay:

One of the realest comments I’ve ever read

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thebootydiaries:

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went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop

@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun

bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲

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elodieunderglass:

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you’re laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you’re laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

I have an answer to that one too

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

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userparamore:

#sydney eating her way through chicago

6.5K CELEBRATION: 📼 + THE BEAR
↳ for @barbie-movie

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electricgnu:

The fucking job market is abysmal

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freshpickle:

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

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